University of Florida Gators
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Razor
Gator Thwarts Terrorists |
In a surprising
move Wednesday, the FAA* cleared the Razor
Gator Tool to be carried on planes. Razor
Gator is the worlds first disposable razor
cleaning tool. |
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We caught up with Bill
Smith, an FAA* spokesman who said: “The
teeth on the Razor Gator head are sharp
enough to scrape off the most fossilized
gunk from your razor blades. It also makes
for a nice shank, albeit tiny, to be used
for protection. Scrape, Sweep, Wipe its
Alriiiiight! LOL.”
A bystander, Ben Dover chimed in: “For
the love of Christ!!! I’d sooner
cut off my own arm than give up my Razor
Gator. Thank God someone at the FAA has
got some brains.” |
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*FAA stands for Fueled
Aeronatics Association and should not be confused with
the Federal Aviation Administration, the “other
FAA”. Where this a real emergency, you would be
notified where to go and what to do.”
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