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Razor Gator Thwarts Terrorists

 

 

In a surprising move Wednesday, the FAA* cleared the Razor Gator Tool to be carried on planes. Razor Gator is the worlds first disposable razor cleaning tool.

We caught up with Bill Smith, an FAA* spokesman who said: “The teeth on the Razor Gator head are sharp enough to scrape off the most fossilized gunk from your razor blades. It also makes for a nice shank, albeit tiny, to be used for protection. Scrape, Sweep, Wipe its Alriiiiight! LOL.”

A bystander, Ben Dover chimed in: “For the love of Christ!!! I’d sooner cut off my own arm than give up my Razor Gator. Thank God someone at the FAA has got some brains.”

 

*FAA stands for Fueled Aeronatics Association and should not be confused with the Federal Aviation Administration, the “other FAA”. Where this a real emergency, you would be notified where to go and what to do.”

 

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